The Michael

It is I: Michael Krøyserth-Simsø!

I build things. Code things. Break things. Currently at Microsoft, wrangling code like a rodeo clown in a server farm. Before that, I built e-commerce tools for Norwegian shops at MyStore, and before that, I was deep in the guts of internal systems at Norsk Helsenett, trying to make sense of the digital chaos in healthcare.

But before all that, I was a nurse. Met my wife there, 120 students, 5 dudes. The odds were in my favor. Before that? Four years in the army. Learned how to follow orders, question orders, and improvise when orders made no sense.

Now, I've got a pack of kids, a couple of cats, and a head full of weird thoughts I mostly keep to myself. But when I do let them out, they're... not very sharp, and they don't exactly bite, maybe nibble a bit? Stick around. You might get nibbled.